rabbits
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Here you post your favorite jokes that you would like to share^^
I'll start
What music do balloons hate?
pop
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Posted Nov 13, 2011, 10:22 am |
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UlyssesBG
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Here's another one:
A butcher asks the little boy who has been staring at him for a while:
"Why are you looking at me so strangely? Is anything wrong?"
"My mum wants to know if you've got a calf head and pig ears."
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Posted Nov 13, 2011, 10:42 am |
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rabbits
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Hahaha! Good one!
I've got one.
When do astronauts eat?
At launch time!
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......................... Dusk is staying with LadyButterfly.
Lotus is staying with Birdie87.
Kit-Kat is staying with Coraline.
Katie Pillar is staying with Clemy.
Lizzy Lizard is staying with Miapearl.
Viper is staying with Cheshire.
Please PM me if you are interested in hosting any of my ToyVoyagers.
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Posted Nov 13, 2011, 12:24 pm |
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Dr.Kröbner
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Festive concert. While the music plays, in the back row jump on someone and calls out: "Is there a doctor in the hall?" The rigid conductor, the orchestra is almost out of time. "If a doctor in the hall?" repeated the man from the back row. No one answers. "Is there really no doctor in the hall?" asks the disturber again. Conductor and orchestra are now completely confused. Finally, a gentleman in the front row, turns around and calls visibly angry: "I'm a doctor, what is it?" As the man says from the back row: "Is not that a wonderful concert, my friend?"
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Posted Nov 15, 2011, 12:17 pm |
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SashiSan
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Why don't blind people skydive?
It scares the hell out of that dog
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......................... Greetings from Austria!
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Posted Nov 15, 2011, 2:16 pm |
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rabbits
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Haha.
What do you get when you cross a river?
Wet feet
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......................... Dusk is staying with LadyButterfly.
Lotus is staying with Birdie87.
Kit-Kat is staying with Coraline.
Katie Pillar is staying with Clemy.
Lizzy Lizard is staying with Miapearl.
Viper is staying with Cheshire.
Please PM me if you are interested in hosting any of my ToyVoyagers.
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Posted Nov 15, 2011, 5:04 pm |
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LittleBear Lightfoot
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A man observed a sign in the window of a restaurant that read “Unique Breakfast” so he walked in and sat down. The waitress brought him his coffee and asked him what he wanted.
“What’s your ‘Unique Breakfast?’” he asked.
“Baked tongue of chicken,” she replied.
“Baked tongue of chicken?… Do you have any idea how disgusting that is? I would never even consider eating anything that came out of a chicken’s mouth!” he fumed.
Undaunted, the waitress asked, “What would you like then?”
“Just bring me scrambled eggs,” the man replied.
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rabbits
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.^^
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......................... Dusk is staying with LadyButterfly.
Lotus is staying with Birdie87.
Kit-Kat is staying with Coraline.
Katie Pillar is staying with Clemy.
Lizzy Lizard is staying with Miapearl.
Viper is staying with Cheshire.
Please PM me if you are interested in hosting any of my ToyVoyagers.
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Posted Nov 16, 2011, 5:16 pm |
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