Travelog post for: Abraham Lincoln

Oh, hello. Four minutes and seven days ago, I was given the opportunity to pack my clothes under my hat and take a very extended vacation. It's tiresome being the greatest President and also maintaining such a high quality beard. I am very much looking forward to my travels and both scholarly and gentlemanly pursuits. I hope to get started soon, and it's very cumbersome to keep your trousers under your hat.



"Do not worry; eat three square meals a day; say your prayers; be courteous to your creditors; keep your digestion good; exercise; go slow and easy. Maybe there are other things your special case requires to make you happy; but, my friend, these I reckon will give you a good life. "-Me.