Ahoy! me buckos!
Me name be Brownbeard and this is me first travelog. I be a pirate-lion, as you can see on me great hat! Don't laugh about it, i'm very proud o' it! I got it from a master pirate! A very good bucko o' me. Maybe i'll tell you some day about him. 
But today i wanna show you how i became a TV.
I was on a trip in t' Neu-Isenburg-Center and met a freaky guy named Woozy. Harhar he looks very funny, so we talked a bit and became very quick good buckos.. err.. friends, in your language. Sorry for me pirate dialect 
We took t' escalator downstairs and he was talkin' and talkin'.. i do not remember what it was..
..but thar was this little waterspout fountain. Let's jump into it! 
That looks funny!
Woooohoooo! 
I asked Woozy t' jump into t' water but he won't... well, i think he's a bit afraid o' water. But don't let him know what i told you
So we sat down and talked about me dream t' get me own corsair, visit t' see, explore t' whole world and t' find a lot o' treaayes.
He told me i should become a ToyVoyager, so maybe me dream can come true. And he was talkin' about many different waterbodies.. What? Many Waterbodies? Okay me bucko, i'm in!
So, here i am! Ready for many excitin' adventures! 
Bye Bye Neu-Isenburg-Center and Ahoy! ToyVoyagers!
I'm shovin' off
Brownbeard 
