Hello, dear subjects, I am Queen Elizabeth I.
As you may know, I ruled England for many years, but I never really got to see much of the world. I am retired now, and with the help of this new-fangled 21st century technology, I would like to see the British Empire, or teh Commonwealth as it is now called.
So, if you live in one of the countries which the lovely Abby will list below, and you wouldn't mind letting an old queen stay with you, I would love to visit.
Please note that I also love Shakespearean plays; in fact I watched King Lear today, and so if you like Shakespeare, all the better.
The same with cosmetics. If you have an orange wig lying around, I might just borrow it.
I also ask that when I visit you, you tell me how you became part of the British Empire and how you were seperated from it. Most of this happened after my time, you see.
Now, as I am a Queen, I deserve to be treated with respect. Therefore, Abby will only arrange to have me visit established hosts. She is sorry for any inconveniences.
The list of Commonwealth nations:
Antigua and Barbuda Kenya Seychelles
Australia Kiribati Sierra Leone
The Bahamas Lesotho Singapore
Bangladesh Malawi Solomon Islands
Barbados Malaysia South Africa
Belize Maldives Sri Lanka
Botswana Malta Swaziland
Brunei Mauritius Tonga
Cameroon Mozambique Trinidad and Tobago
Canada Namibia Tuvalu
Cyprus New Zealand Uganda
Dominica Nigeria United Kingdom
Gambia Pakistan United Republic of Tanzania
Ghana Papua New Guinea Vanuatu
Grenada St Kitts and Nevis Zambia
Guyana St Lucia
India St Vincent and the Grenadines
Jamaica Samoa
I also wouldn't mind visiting Virginia, in the United States, as it was named after me.
Thank you, dear subjects, and I hope to visit your countries soon.
