Travelog for: Räucher Hilpers

Grüzi friends,

my name is Räucher Hilpers. Well, you might think that I´m too old for such a big adventure. And maybe you´re right, I´m 83…or 93? Well, I´m not so sure, but I look very old in comparison to all this sweet little toys here. But my grandma told me that it is never too late to start a new chapter of your life. After my best friend died last month, I didn´t know what to do here – well, you need to know it was my only fiend – my dog Günther. He was a dachshund and we lived together nearly twenty years. Together we took care about our three sheeps and the goat Lisl. After his death I smoked even more than before. And I´ve always smoked far too much.
Most of my life I lived separated from other people in a wooden hut in the mountains. But that was not always so. At the 1936 Olympic Games in Berlin, I was supposed to start for the German national team in the marathon, but I was disqualified because I was accused of doping. But that wasn´t the case! I just smoked eight cigarettes! Really! I swear!
This was a very sad episode of my life…but it got even worse. My girl Ulla left me for my successor in the national team – who became a good marathon runner because of my self-sacrificing help!

My heart was broken.  Since that incident I´m living alone next to the village Gammelshausen. And I smoke all the day.

But after Günther passed away, I knew that I have to change something. I´ve never been abroad, so why not starting to travel around the world? We will see how far I get.

Maybe you want to help me on my journey? So that I feel young again! Just write me, thank you!

Ade, euer Räucher Hilpers!

Puuuh, I made my first trip! It was really hard without Günther! Here I met some other friends.... but they are no comparison to him! They are really loud and babyish. So I really needed time to relax and to smoke and "niente stress". I felt like on deprivation...

But after this the day could start with a great breakfast! Oh yeah, it was fantastic! Here are some people who say they don't want to eat this, but I can't understand them.... It was so good, that I wanted to do something for all people over the world to get such a great meal!

I made a campaign! Many people say I am to old for this, but I felt really young when i shouted "There is a human right for adequate food, not for caipi!". And it felt so good, that I shouted it everywhere into the air!

Now I am ready for a big trip. If you have got a meal which tasts similar well as the meal here, please contact me! I will help you eating.... or smoking!

Grüzi again,

I want to tell you something about my smoking stuff!

Yesterday I was in a jungle or something like that. I wanted to go into a forest like in the good old times with Günther. Maybe you can't find me on the pictures, me neither! But the people told me, that my eyes are just to old....
In the jungle I met a person who is chilling all the day! I really liked her, because she doesn't talk as much as all the other people. So I considered to buy a house near her and to stop my journey. And I found a great house!
...but sadly it was too expensive for me.
After this disappointement we smoked a bit together. And this stuff (it's called "stress relief") is really awesome!

I was really surprised, that there is some smoking stuff which I didn't knew. So I decided again to travel around the world and to get to know every single smoking stuff over the world!

I was really happy! And after I found the way out of the jungle, I saw a nice garden and a huge bridge! And... on the bridge there was a big heart, oh, it was so beautiful, but suddenly I had to think of Ulla... So I directly had to smoke my new stuff! And I'm still going on.... But it's good!

I hope I will discover a lot of great stuff on my next trips!